Growing up, I hunted a little.  The most recent hunting trip for me, was in my early 20’s.  I went with my dad and uncle…mostly just to please dad.  After they showed me ‘my spot’ and tramped through the snow to their respective blinds, I was left to my own devices.  I should have loaded my gun, got comfy and remained alert for the unsuspecting deer that would become venison in the freezer.

Instead…I popped in the ear buds, kicked up my feet, closed my eyes and fell asleep listening to Jimmy Buffett.

Time passed.  I awoke.  And waited.  Eventually my dad and uncle came back for me, thankfully.  They asked about the fresh deer tracks right in front of ‘my spot’.  Yes, that unsuspecting walking venison passed right on by a sleeping hunter with an unloaded gun.

For the record…if the gun was loaded and I was awake, I would not have been able to pull the trigger, I’m quite certain.  And for the record, I LOVE venison.

Fast forward a number of years, and I’m now a successful hunter.

The hunt takes place while walking along the beach, usually with high winds blowing in my face forcing me to squint, the sun shining down on my shoulders making me worried that I’m getting burned, waves crashing ashore tempting me to just sit, relax and listen, the soft sand between my toes…feels pretty nice, and the sweat rolling down my forehead from the warm summer temps that is easily wiped away…but even through these extreme hunting elements, I’m able to successfully capture and deliver home my prey…driftwood.

The sandy shore of Sturgeon Bay, Michigan, is where I’ve honed my hunting skills.

It’s a tough job, walking down a gorgeous beach to find driftwood for Snoloha signs, but I do it all for you.

This might be the single coolest Snoloha product available.

Straight outta lake Michigan and hand-painted. A perfect addition for your tiki bar, backyard patio, basement hangout, ‘Man’s Land’…or cubicle!

You can also request to have yours custom-painted with any of the following:

  • “Sno Worries”
  • “From Snow Shoes to No Shoes”
  • “Living on Snoloha Time”
  • “Somewhere Between the Islands & the Arctic”

Just let us know in the comment box during checkout if you’d like any of these sayings painted on your sign.  If not, you will receive the “Snoloha” sign pictured here (well, it’ll be similar, no two are identical).

Please allow roughly one week for delivery, as these are painted-on-demand.

Snoloha Driftwood