In honor of George Carlin, the first one seems fitting (since I’m getting married this weekend):

  • “‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?”
  • “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
  • “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. “
  • “When someone is impatient and says, ‘I haven’t got all day,’ I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? “
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